surrealmadrid: Tardigrades
This is a tardigrade, also known as a”water bear” or “moss piglet.” It is probably the coolest fucking microscopic life form that you’ve never heard of. Besides looking like miniature, animatronic gummy bears, tardigrades can live at temperatures close to absolute zero. Before you Google what absolute zero is, it’s -459.67 degrees Fahrenheit (lol no parenthetical Celsius conversion for the rest of the world haha). That’s pretty fucking cold. Anyways, tardigrades are tiny little living things that eat shit inside of mosses and whatnot. They can survive in any environment (including outer space), are able to go without water for up to 10 years, and are like a million bajillion years old (they originated in the Cretaceous period for you kids that understand whatever that means).BAM, TARDIGRADES!LOOK AT THEIR CUTE LITTLE GRABBY HANDS OMG
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for all those who want one you an see
giant microbes has you
YOU.NEED.TO.CLICK.ON.THIS
HOLY SWEET BABY JEBUS!
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THIS NEEDS WAAAAAAY MORE NOTES HOLY SHITTING FUCK THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN INA LONG TIME
IM CRYING
WELL THEN
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holy hell
it’s times like these when i LOVE MY FUCKING LIFE
Anybody got a source on this?
(Source: embroidedmelody)
This is beautiful
I applaud you sir
http://dplover25.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Fandom-War-287669054
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life guys
(Source: sarahxmay)

See this man? This is Arthur Dent.
He’s been threatened to have his house torn down, his best friend was secretly an alien from a planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, his crush ran off with the president of the galaxy, and his home planet was destroyed.
Now he travels through space with his friends and a depressed robot.
He can see any part of the universe he wants.
But what he really wants is a decent cup of tea.
All Arthur wants is a nice cup of tea, but he can’t get one.
Reblog if you cried, reblog so Arthur might have a chance to get a decent cup of tea.
If you scroll past this, you don’t have a heart.